you don't get no freakin' title
Howdy y'all. Seeing as I kind of like posting now, probably because I'm an attention whore and lots of stuff has been going on, I might keep it up this time around. We'll see.
After a decently awkward weekend, I had to make a big decision. I came to the conclusion that Lindsy and I need to see other people for the time being. A lot of factors came into play, but I think that I made the best decision for the moment. If you really want to know more about it, then you can ask me, but I won't delve into it here.
As I couldn't decide on a topic for this post, I figured that random thoughts (which I typed and wrote at work last Friday) would do the trick, as I am a random guy. And awaaaaaay we go...
- I ate 36 Chicken McNuggets last week. Four lunches at Cholesterol Castle is too many for one week. My arteries feel clogged.
- UofL's athletic program kicks major ass.
- Smoking is disgusting. Although, if it weren't for smokers, then Febreeze wouldn't sell a quarter as well.
- The Lotus Elise is my dream car. My next truck will be a Toyota Tundra or Tacoma. If I get a motorcyle, the only choice is a Harley Davidson. Crotch rockets are for boys, little boys.
- Girls make everything difficult.
- I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
- Crest puts uppers in their toothpaste. I'll be dog tired at night, brush my teeth, and then VOOM, I'm ready to go! "For what?" you might ask. Anything! I'm freakin' up at 'em. Why can't that work the same way in the morning? I wouldn't fall asleep in the office or in class then.
- I need to stop drinking so much water/hot chocolate/soda at work. The other engineers probably think that I have a bladder or bowel disorder with as many times as I visit the restroom.
- Ultimate is by far the best sport to play.
- The hardest phone call is the necessary one to your parents to discuss a major screw up, and damn if you don't feel so much better afterwards.
- I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
- Shit happens. Deal with it as best you can and move on.
- People need to use their turn signals more. This will probably be a post topic in the future, a very bitter post topic.
5 Comments:
Out of sheer habit, I checked this blog today. Imagine my surprise when I find a new post. At first, I couldn't believe my eyes, and then I almost wet myself in sheer excitement...Not really, but close.
BTW, RANDOM THOUGHTS ARE THE COOLEST!!! Despite the fact that most people end up laughing at me (yes, at me, not with me) over my random thoughts, I still think they are awesome. If it weren't for random thoughts, we wouldn't have half of the useless junk we do today...umm...we wouldn't have half of the absolutely awesome, über-cool junk we do today...there we go...that's what I meant all along...you don't believe me...crap...I give up...
well i definitely didnt wet myself. i didnt even almost wet myself. but i was surprised that there was a post. i'm a lumberjack and i'm okay. you just posed me a quesetion: "what shifted cosmicly?" a question following "i just wanted this semseter to go well". to answer your question: a justin divided against himself can not stand! worlds are colliding justin! watch out world! i'm a lumberjack and i'm okay!
the uppers in the toothpaste explains a lot.
All your random thoughts are oh-so-true. And funny.
I love McDonald's Chicken McNuggets!
Drinking water is great for ya; hot chocolate, maybe not so much.
The end. :D
Actually, I believe that you did give us a title. Albeit, an uninformative one. Nice site, I'll probably add you to my list. Keep up the good work.
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